Back to School Special: Kinky Coeds

As August comes to a close, it's time to peel yourselves off your parents' couch, grab your protractors and get back to school.

Sadly, not all kids maximize their potential in school. Many adolescents regard school as little more than a gathering place to engage in ritualistic mating patterns (when did the joys of science and reading take a back seat to necking and hickies?).

To gain further insight into the troubled lives of hormonally-charged teens, we recommend watching the following short films:

Consent
You can never be too safe when it comes to sex.

Jack's Big Night
Losing your virginity should be a sacred act.

Virtual Date 3.0
How sexual frustration can tear friendships apart.

Love Child
Neve Campbell stars in this story about boyhood obsession.

Bite
Yet another tragic tale of a boy's preoccupation with the female form. This time, the object of desire is an older woman. Scandalous!

I Heart Billy
A shocking tale of pre-teen passion.

Stick Figure Porno 1
Hard to tell, but I think these are college-age stick figures.

Rabbit and Mouse: Moviestime
Maybe movies are to blame for misguiding our youth. Films like, oh, I dunno... Bikini University.

I Do Nothing All Day
Idle hands are the Devil's tools.